I just do what comes natural. I love saying stuff to people they ain't expecting and watch the reactions. Dry cleaners love me. It amazes me how old girls can take it more than anyone though and give back a tad too. It seems to be a good thing for business cause I'm sure some guys call me just so they can get a chuckle.
A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
When a jc reed falls appart i save them.... You can make or use a mylar reed and tie it on .....much like you would tie a fishing fly.... The more you wrap towards the tip? The higher the pitch... Being careful to not wrap to thick of a wrap as to fit it in the hole. I use dental floss to tie them